Episode 33: John Carpenter's Vampires

James Woods! A Baldwin! Johnny Tsunami! The Fried Squirms first dedicated vampire month ends, appropriately, with a film all about ending vampires from horror legend John Carpenter. VAMPIRES (1998), pitches the Church's best(?) slayers up against the first vampire in a bloody affair that leaves the boys wondering....when watching Jack Crow cuss at vampires in there, you get a little wood?